Absurdity

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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aniki-tony:

Bringing the Pro-pain

aniki-tony:

Bringing the Pro-pain

ohthatdan:

ART
Maybe go to SeaWorld, and take my pants off

Please do. I need to view the booty

GO TO SLEEP YOUR BOOTY ISN"T TMOOTH ENOUGH TO BE AWAKE SO LATE/EARLY
Anonymous

MY BOOTY IS SO SMOOTH THO

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize