Absurdity
swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

amazingkate:

Chandler Bing, you smooth son of a bitch.

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

arcangello:

sindrippedtongue:

How to perform an exorcism:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick ‘em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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Kick ‘em in the dishpan? Hoo hoo hoo???

collegehumor:

An Honest Tutorial on How to Shave Your Legs

Shaving your legs can get pretty hairy if you’re not careful.

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work