Absurdity
beesmygod:

i have seen this image so many times and i have never not laughed at it

beesmygod:

i have seen this image so many times and i have never not laughed at it

deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

This mothers day don’t give mom that bottle of perfume, give her something that says: “I’m not a woman anymore, I’m a mom” 
(when you give up, giving up, put on your mom jeans)

Using Your Microscope

morebeyoncethanyou:

I am Jan and Marsha is reality

pignite:

*unzips pants*

it’s

image

thepkmnprofessor:

company-pond:

stuffingkit:

what a fucking queen

I’m laughing too much at this…

image

my hero